Syracuse hocks jerseys after Tyler Ennis buzzer-beater, but surely no one will know
On the one hand: Bravo, Syracuse. Let us cut a swath through the hypocrisy that selling jerseys is about the name on the jersey and not the name associated with the jersey -- especially not the very popular freshman sorcerer that hit a 35-foot buzzer-beater a few days earlier.
And let us cut that swath with very pointy, freshly printed currency and a cunning social media marketing campaign – Shhhhhhh that "amazing win" could be any amazing win you guys because there are 24 of them – while we all hail our new hero Tyl…
Well, since we’re not naming names here, let’s just code-name this operation: Eyler Tennis.
Bravo, Syracuse. Let’s just get real and put all of our cards on the table, along with a nice combo platter from Dinosaur BBQ, the new official barbecue partner of Syracuse Athletics. Dinosaur BBQ: The only place Tyler Ennis goes for brisket.