Andrew Doughty
Friday October 2nd, 2015

Umpqua Community College

I have an unhealthy obsession with college football but it doesn't even register on the scale of life's most important things. Thursday's shooting at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon is a shocking and horrific event that serves as a terrifying reminder that college football is just a game and our thoughts should remain with the individuals killed and their family and friends. Rest in peace.


Miami-Cincinnati

In case you missed Cincinnati's win over Miami on Thursday night, here are the two best highlights of the night, with one actually coming from the game and the other coming at halftime when a Bearcats saxophone player took a severe digger:


Alpha Tosh Omega

Daniel Tosh hilariously mocked sorority recruitment videos with a beauty of his own.


He Actually Said This

ESPN analyst Joey Galloway made a huge mistake on College Football Live on Thursday. When discussing Leonard Fournette, he made an incredibly sexist comment that went over the line.


Peter Gibbons

UCF coach George O'Leary is channeling his inner Peter Gibbons from Office Space.


Sick Photo

Check out this photo of a lightning storm above Oklahoma State's Boone Pickens Stadium:


That's a Lotta Gas


Fans Are Ruthless

Sam Ponder didn't appreciate that #FireAlGolden banner, leading a troll to toss an immensely sexist comment her direction. Don't worry, Ponder squashed him.


Bama-Georgia

There's a big one in Athens this weekend with Georgia set to host Alabama. The Bulldogs posted a mini hype video to help get you jacked up:


Odds and Ends

Florida invited Lil B to a game so they don't get cursed ... Does John Calipari actually not know how to turn on a computer? ... Five Alabama frat dudes were arrested, charged with hazing ... Jimbo Fisher trolled the SEC in simple, but amusing fashion ... Here are teams on high upset alert in October ... Wisconsin landed an elite defensive tackle recruit: Garrett Rand ... Has Utah's Kyle Whittingham been CFB's best coach this season? ... Southern football player Devon Gales in good spirits despite partial paralysis ... Ohio State will wear black jerseys against Penn State ... South Carolina's latest WR commit Kelvin Harmon is an absolute beast.


Why?

Cincinnati stormed the field after beating Miami and we have no clue why:


GameDay Throwback

Here's video from College GameDay's first road show in South Bend, Indiana on November 13, 1993:


Andy Bernard

Andy Bernard is the man and EASILY the best fictional Cornell alum of all-time:



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