Andy Staples
Monday July 11th, 2016

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(New coordinator) plans to implement an attacking style, which should stand in stark opposition to the (wimpy adjective) schemes (fired defensive coordinator) used last year. (New coordinator) regularly rushes the quarterback with (number greater than four) defenders, which can lead to sacks, fumbles, interceptions and (football play outcome). Strength up the middle is critical to the success of this defense, which is why (new coordinator) insists his nose tackles weigh at least (number) pounds and squat (number) pounds. Those who don't fit the profile will be converted to (offensive position).

(New coordinator) learned to coach defense from (notorious tyrant), who taught him the value of toughness by (football practice method that hasn't been condoned since 1956). Rest assured. With (new coordinator) running the defense, opponents will score no more than (number) points a game.

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Punt, Pass, Pork Mad libs

Your team hired a new defensive coordinator...

plans to implement an attacking style, which should stand in stark opposition to the schemes used last year. regularly rushes the quarterback with defenders, which can lead to sacks, fumbles, interceptions and . Strength up the middle is critical to the success of this defense, which is why insists his nose tackles weigh at least pounds and squat pounds. Those who don't fit the profile will be converted to .

learned to coach defense from , who taught him the value of toughness by . Rest assured. With running the defense, opponents will score no more than points a game.




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