Andy Staples
Monday July 11th, 2016

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(New coach) knew (school) was the perfect place for him even though he'd only set foot on campus once before taking the job. That visit came in 1994 as (new coach) drove his family through town en route to (vacation destination) and figured he'd make the most of a bathroom break and stop by the stadium. That day always remained in the back of the coach's mind, and the memory of it — not the (number) salary, free (car model) or (number) country club memberships — was the primary motivation for him to accept the job.

Now (new coach) will take over a team that went (poor record) and fired (former coach) in a disastrous 2015. But (new coach) is no stranger to rebuilding jobs. After all, he made (perennial dumpster fire) competitive. If (new coach) can work the same magic he worked there, a trip to the (bowl game) can't be far behind.

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knew was the perfect place for him even though he'd only set foot on campus once before taking the job. That visit came in 1994 as drove his family through town en route to and figured he'd make the most of a bathroom break and stop by the stadium. That day always remained in the back of the coach's mind, and the memory of it — not the salary, free or country club memberships — was the primary motivation for him to accept the job.

Now will take over a team that went and fired in a disastrous 2015. But is no stranger to rebuilding jobs. After all, he made competitive. If can work the same magic he worked there, a trip to the can't be far behind.


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