Andy Staples
Monday July 11th, 2016

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After washing out as a walk-on tight end, ( new coordinator) began his career as a student assistant fetching (breakfast treat) for (noted offensive guru). By age (number), (new coordinator) was coaching inside receivers. He called plays for the first time at (age) after (other noted offensive guru from first offensive guru's coaching tree) was fired for (reason for late-season firing). The key to (new coordinator's) offense is tempo. Ideally, he'd like to run (number) plays a game and have at least (number) skill players touch the football. His offense takes (length of time) to install, and the entire thing can fit on one (analog or digital data storage device). During games, (new coordinator) signals plays with a set of posters that feature a rotating set of photos of characters from (any Hanna-Barbera cartoon). This allows every player on the field to understand the play call in (number) seconds. (New coordinator) places a tremendous amount of trust in his quarterback. The QB will be allowed to audible in any situation, and he'll also be expected to (thing no one should trust a 20-year-old to do).

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After washing out as a walk-on tight end, began his career as a student assistant fetching for . By age , was coaching inside receivers. He called plays for the first time at after was fired for . The key to 's offense is tempo. Ideally, he'd like to run plays a game and have at least skill players touch the football. His offense takes to install, and the entire thing can fit on one . During games, signals plays with a set of posters that feature a rotating set of photos of characters from . This allows every player on the field to understand the play call in seconds. places a tremendous amount of trust in his quarterback. The QB will be allowed to audible in any situation, and he'll also be expected to .




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