Patron saint of internet dapperness Howard Schnellenberger tweeted this first look at the Florida Atlantic Owls' new locker room.
Don't panic, FAU faithful. It looks austere, but this is clearly the part of the new facility where they'll be keeping the actual owls. You ever try to get those pellets out of industrial carpet?
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