Monday October 31st, 2011

"Kirk Cousins and Taylor Martinez snuck up behind the concept of the forward pass and are currently smothering it with an ether-soaked rag." -- Matt Hinton

"Ohio State looks like a well financed laser tag team." -- Paulie Pabst

"Is there a specific NCAA rule banning a hockey-style Texas A&M coaching line change at halftime?" -- Dan Rubenstein

"How impressive was Texas vs. KU? UT had more total yards (590) than current subscribers to LongHorn Network." -- Brett McMurphy

"BYU needs to just pull the goalie after this inning." -- Jason Kirk

"I've never seen so many drunk people in my life. I jumped in crowd and all I could smell was whisky." -- UGA receiver Michael Bennett, via @ajcuga

"Arizona has lost the plot." -- Matt Zemek

"Solk for Polk?" -- Doug Farrar

"UConn's new conference should call itself Big East's Ghost Coast to Coast." -- @BobbyBigWheel

"UGA fortunate it didn't have to play LSU or Bama. LSU very fortunate it didn't have to play Vandy." -- Mark Schlabach

"Ok, I know enough about college football to know that Andrew Luck should always have the ball right? Especially on third down?" -- Baseball partisan Lizzy Nielsen

"There's an alternate WarGames ending where Charlie Weis loses 27 straight games of tic-tac-toe to WOPR because he keeps pressing ampersand." -- @celebrityhottub

"I'm not much of a passing coach anymore, but we're 7-1 somehow." -- Steve Spurrier, via @GVX247

"I'm not complaining. I'm just giving you the exact facts." -- Lane Kiffin

"I'd say this weekend was pretty successful." -- Will Stein

"Oklahoma's performance yesterday is compelling evidence, among other things, that firing everyone/everything after a huge loss is unwise." -- David Ubben

"These are 18-22 year old kids. Trying to explain why they're world-beaters one week and terrible another is futile." -- Brian Floyd "Next time will be footprints." -- Eric LeGrand

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