Returning to this bottomless well so soon? Yes. Yes, we are. It's not every day that your friendly neighborhood Syracuse blog alerts you to the existence of a Syracuse football recruit's calculus-themed rap video:
The guy in the middle as the video opens is one Dontez Ford, a safety and receiver from McKees Rocks, Pa., and a future Syracuse football person (his talents will be utilized on the offensive side of the ball for the Orange). These are no empty paeans to math, either: Ford is a genuine-article nerd (the smartypants coaches at Vanderbilt also offered him) who credits his seventh-grade math teacher with keeping him on academic track and who plans to pursue a degree in environmental engineering. The song features just about everything you could want in a music video: Shirtless dancing, explanation of derivatives, and prominently-placed clementines (can't be getting scurvy while solving for b, y'all). Good morning, Internet.