hollyandersonsi
Wednesday March 21st, 2012

We took this very seriously for a brief moment before clicking through to read the legal fate of the Bulldogs defensive back, and a paralyzing thought occurred: If a Georgia player in service to the University gave a ticket to a fellow Georgia player for a scooter-related violation, would that not create a college football misdemeanor singularity that would rip the fabric of space and time? Let's never find out. Athens might be adversely affected, and we do so enjoy its bars.

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