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Friday March 23rd, 2012

Assorted light reading to power you through Friday.

After writing up Jamaal Bass' indictment for an on-field assault on two Toledo band members, we fell into discussion on the merits of marching band instruments as weapons. We received many compelling arguments:

Which instrument would you repurpose as an implement of self-defense? Cast your vote below:

[polldaddy poll=6070194] And now, this week in miscellany: More words than have ever been written at any one time about the South Alabama Jaguars. Steve Spurrier remains eminently quotable. Here is Art Briles rocking skinny jeans. Your weekly dose of catlab.  BREAKING: Charlie Weis is "kind of mean." You, too, can follow along with the adventures of the Michigan cougar. And because the universe demanded it exist, here is Sweet Home Alabama being played on a musical Tesla coil. Happy weekend, campers.

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