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A Thousand Points of Spite: Special SECCG Achievement Award

We want to party with you, Bama bro, and then maybe work up the courage to get a Plants vs. Zombies bicep tat. Our weekly awards feature is in hibernation following the close of the regular season, but on the MARTA ride to the Georgia Dome we spotted this marvel. Sir Unknown Alabama fan, we do not know you, and will likely never see you again, but you have an Angry Birds pig tattoo the size of a baseball on your neck, and we want to party with you, and then maybe work up the courage to get a Plants vs. Zombies bicep tat, and if you ever wanted to pursue a career as some sort of wacky cult leader, we would at least show up to a couple of your meetings. Thank you for your service, and ROLL TIDE.
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