THAT HAT AIN'T EVEN CRIMSON, PAAAOWL. (AP)
Esteemed Alabama blog Roll Bama Roll is getting a jump on spring cleaning with a healthy purge -- of its own ranks. Welcome to Gump-Shaming!
Gumps are your cousins with the nine pieces of 'Bama kit on their person at all time, your husband and his special "'Bama room," your misguided band-wagon friend in Butte, Montana whose office looks like a Daniel Moore showing at the community gallery...and, if we're being honest, likely everyone reading this has Gumped at some point, in one fashion or another.
Guilty as charged. ROLL TAHD.