Markus Pierce-Brewster: Better at quarterback hurrying than he is at alleged electronics theft. (AP)
Now that we've gotten that punnery out of our system, the facts: Syracuse defensive end Markus Pierce-Brewster and defensive tackle Davon Walls are among four students facing felony burglary charges. The students are accused -- allegedly backed up by surveillance videos -- of burglarizing several Syracuse apartments, making off with close to a thousand dollars' worth of electronic equipment.
Pierce-Brewster played in all 13 games for the Orange
last season, recording 13 solo tackles, seven solo tackles for loss and one sack. Walls is perhaps best known for declaring last offseason
, "I'm like a steak. People want it medium rare."