Why does the Texas Comfy Throw not feature chaps? ARE YOU EVEN TRYING, GROUPON?
We love college football-themed Groupon happenings more than we love most people, but we're going to need at least nine different Oregon slankets to really round out this collection. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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