So Brian Kelly has a Spotify playlist that includes a track containing references to a girlfriend dying an imaginary death. Here's why we support this: The fact that "50 Ways to Say Goodbye" made it onto this list suggests that Kelly made it himself and it's not some carefully vetted p.r. offering. (Either that or, as suspected during Jack Swarbrick's first Lennay Kekua hoax press conference, Notre Dame's p.r. department is staffed entirely by holograms.) The liking of Train and Pitbull, we're not sure we can help with.