Monday April 15th, 2013

By Holly Anderson

Ominous news out of Gainesville, where whatever image-manipulation fever Joker Phillips has appears to have been transmitted to Brent Pease:


Every time you go up in the air, you're dangerous, if last season's Sugar Bowl is any indication.

And what's our Photoshop Patient Zero been up to?


If we're going by Dark Knight canon, encouraging Quinton Dunbar to double-cross three of his teammates in an elaborate bank heist. The message is clear. Lord have mercy, we cannot wait until Florida's assistants discover Blingee. We have never loved the Gators more. Please let this practice continue and spread until all of D-I is being wooed with shoddily animated lightning bolts.

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