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Monday April 29th, 2013

By Holly Anderson

Johnny Manziel and AJ McCarron are planning a vacation together. You probably have your own ideas about how this is going to go. The good folks at Good Bull Hunting have even pieced together a detailed itinerary of the trip. We offer our own modest suggestion below based on the remote possibility that this outing is a stealth viral marketing campaign for Guillermo del Toro's forthcoming robots-versus-aliens summer tentpole feature. Katherine Webb hasn't been putting in all that diving practice just for reality television, and will make a cameo as an astonishingly young but take-no-prisoners Secretary of Defense. One of the bro-tagonists even looks like Manziel:

http://youtu.be/hxnQi1qAvdM

Coming this summer. The explosive (really, really explosive) story. Of a bunch of sea-dwelling aliens out to destroy Club La Vela, and the two bros who strapped on giant robot suits to prevent that from happening. "They never considered we would rise to the challenge." AJ in the tattoo parlor or Johnny on his preseason Heisman hopes last season? No reason it can't be both.

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