To heck with your play-cards, analytics, advanced statistics and otherwise. David Shaw already has you beat. On the heels of the Cardinal's fourth consecutive BCS berth, he found a way to make himself a robot, complete with whistle and everything, because Stanford.
Your move, Georgia Tech and Virginia Tech. If I don't see a T-1000 on your sidelines by 2015, I won't be mad -- just disappointed.
(h/t Rule of Tree