You didn't think the state of Alabama would let Jameis Winston shoplift some crab legs without making jokes about it, did you? Well, it seems like an employee with label-making privileges at Jack's Foodland in Eva, Ala., had some fun on May Day. Some $17.99 per pound king crab legs were dubbed "Jameis Winston King Crab Legs."
There is no sell-by date visible here, so there's a chance this isn't real. But, hey, Jack's Foodland is a real place and Alabama has done crazier things in the past. So there's a chance this is
real, which makes it worthy of our attention.