Thursday May 1st, 2014

You didn't think the state of Alabama would let Jameis Winston shoplift some crab legs without making jokes about it, did you? Well, it seems like an employee with label-making privileges at Jack's Foodland in Eva, Ala., had some fun on May Day. Some $17.99 per pound king crab legs were dubbed "Jameis Winston King Crab Legs." There is no sell-by date visible here, so there's a chance this isn't real. But, hey, Jack's Foodland is a real place and Alabama has done crazier things in the past. So there's a chance this is real, which makes it worthy of our attention.

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