Monday February 25th, 2013

Desmond Bryant, a defensive tackle with the Oakland Raiders, was arrested Sunday morning and charged with criminal mischief. The Harvard product was picked up after "allegedly going to a neighbor's house inebriated and causing a commotion," according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

Yet it's his shirtless, hypercasual mugshot that won our hearts.

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