Bryce Harper Will Never Have To Pay For Chipotle In This Or Any Other Town Again
Must be nice being Bryce Harper.
Last year the Washington Nationals outfielder became just the second teenager in major league history to hit 20 home runs. He's already been on the cover of Sports Illustrated twice: once as a 16-year-old in 2009 and again in February. He's inspired a Canadian lager that he can't even legally drink.
And now he'll never have to pay for a burrito at Chipotle again.
Harper received the card roughly 10 hours after posing an innocuous question about the Mexican chain on Twitter. No word on whether the card will cover secret menu items like the mythical 1,540-calorie quesarito (i.e. a burrito wrapped inside a quesadilla). What more could a nascent superstar athlete need?