Ryan Glasspiegel
Thursday June 13th, 2013

Disgraced-yet-maddeningly-successful singer Chris Brown starts out this Vine by saying, "defense," which is a welcome departure from his established tendency to focus on offense.

Even though Drummond admitted afterward that the clip was "all planned out" and "just a joke," it's still immensely satisfying to watch it on loop and pretend.

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