Forget souvenir bats and bobbleheads and soap dispensers. The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are upping the stadium giveaway ante tonight by doling out mesh hats that celebrate their All-Star outfielder—and, more to the point, his surname. Can't decide whether the lid is absurd or magnificent? Just ask yourself: Is there any function where this gilled sea creature with Trout's autograph wouldn't immediately make you more popular? The answer, of course, is no.