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Undeterred by Mom, Man Runs on All-Star Game Field for 1,000 RTs, is Bodyslammed

Colossal dummy @MasoneDylan promised to run onto Citi Field at tonight's All-Star game if he got over 1,000 retweets. As you can see below, he more than met his goal. Would he follow through on his promise?

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Uh oh, the plan might be compromised. WE'VE GOT A RAT IN THE HOUSE.

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His mother's incessant nagging is no match for impeccable logic. The man has not been dissuaded.

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These were just the cliff notes; see his Twitter feed for the rest of the progression. Finally, he takes the plunge:

I mean, he got 1,000 retweets. He had to do it -- it's pretty much the law.

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