I don't want to bore you with any more Alex Rodriguez nonsense, so I'm just going to post this tweet from Ozzie Guillen, who offered a highly reasonable explanation for A-Rod's downfall.
Baseball fans know that Kaufman Stadium has some beautiful fountains. Of course, they're just there for show. However, one fan last night couldn't resist taking a dip in the fountain, which led to her being taken away in handcuffs. Deadspin has the pictures. YouTube has the video, which was brought to us by @AaronEPotter.
Over the weekend, Brewers reliever John Axford used the social media site to trade tickets for a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger.
Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is back with some new work. ... Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley is going viral today thanks to this dancing routine video that a million of you have e-mailed me. ... 30 Rock's Katrina Bowden is charitable and adorable.
We've seen baseball players make catches while flying over the railing before, but I can't remember seeing someone go as hard over the stands the way Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe did last night.
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Here are unearthed audition tapes from Adam Scott, Seth Rogen, Eric Stonestreet, John Cho, Bob Odenkirk and Kathryn Hahn, who tried to get cast on The Office.
This maid of honor took Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup and reworked it for her speech.