Ryan Glasspiegel
Wednesday August 28th, 2013

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW0Gn9DjYyY]

Pros: Everything except the con

Con: The guy lives in Ukraine

If anyone reading this has plans to attend the 2014 Olympics in Sochi—maybe you're a U.S. National Team member (congrats), maybe you just like southwestern Russia in February—I would be forever grateful if you could take a day trip up the coast of the Black Sea and over into Ukraine, and then find this man and convince him to do a pop-up tour of the States. Or just of Chicago. Thanks. America. [VVV]

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