Ryan Glasspiegel
Monday September 23rd, 2013


Incredibeard recently unveiled his Ramen bowl styling, and it's got us thinking about stadium uses. Assuming that one had the ability to grow facial hair in this manner, it would come in mighty handy at sporting events--especially baseball games, where you may need a free hand to keep score, snag fly balls, or enable you to neglect the game altogether.

While ideal for peanuts, Dippin' Dots, and Cracker Jacks, the beard bowl would probably not be very excellent for hamburgers and hot dogs, which is unfortunate, but you gotta play the hand you're dealt.

[Incredibeard via LikeCool]

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