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Long Island School Bans Non-Nerf Balls and Unsupervised Cartwheels at Recess

were just informed that during recess, football is out and Nerf ball is in. Hard soccer balls have been banned, along with baseballs and lacrosse balls, rough games of tag, or cartwheels unless supervised by a coach.

One student interviewed in the news clip up top lamented that the disallowed activities are "all we want to do -- we're sitting behind a desk all day." He, uh, might be in for a rude awakening the day he starts that first internship.

[CBS NY via Jezebel]