Ryan Glasspiegel
Wednesday October 9th, 2013

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The mad skills on display here belong to three-year-old Dubliner Michael Patton, whose father Michael fancies the tot as the next Rory McIlroy. That would mean that the precocious chip-shot artist can look forward to winning two majors and ascending to the world's no. 1 ranking before struggling on the course, firing his agent so he can be represented by friends and family, and having his fall from grace blamed on his love life.

Of course, this cute, harmless video also serves to prove that miserable YouTube commenters will hate on anything:

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