Which Beard Is More Useful: Basketball Hoop-Shaped Beard, Or Bowl-Shaped Beard?
Earlier this week we wrote about new-age toy hoops. Frankly, I'd rather dunk on this guy's beard.
WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE pic.twitter.com/6GJKZaIUwa
— Lana Boo Berry (@Lana) October 24, 2013
That said, when it comes to pure utility of a beard structure, it's hard to top our old friend.