Ryan Glasspiegel
Monday October 28th, 2013

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During their blowout victory of Vanderbilt on Saturday, Texas A&M ran an "Ask the Aggies" segment on their jumbotron, in which players were asked to name the three celebrities -- living or dead -- they'd most want as party guests. Johnny Manziel, whose partying exploits have been detailed ad nauseum, chose Charlie Sheen, Rob Gronkowski, and, after thinking about it for a second, Tiger Woods.

Reading between the lines, Manziel's ideal party would include everything we'd expect: strippers, porn stars, bottle service, and perhaps an after-party at Perkins. [H/T Outkick the Coverage]

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