Brett Smiley
Monday October 28th, 2013

In a series of unaired segments of Metta World Peace's news desk segment on Key & Peele, the contemplative Knicks forward dabbles in travel news, public school criteria, but mainly, existentialism. Still, Metta's delusions remain less horrifying than the actual news. Check out Key & Peele on Wednesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central 

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