Ryan Zimmerman Got RBI Baseball and an NES for His Birthday
What's the use of having a $100 million contract if you don't buy the finest in home entertainment? Like an 8-bit video game console from 1985 on a USPS box and a tiny leather chair made for a much smaller person?
I think we've finally found the cut-off for calling a player "veteran": when most of his teammates grew up with a much newer console.[@HeatherZiMS via Reddit]