Brendan Maloy
Friday November 1st, 2013

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Cleveland Browns' WR is having a great season, and what better way to celebrate on-field success than with off-field excess, right?  So Gordon bought a Porsche and had it painted with a camouflage pattern.

This is obviously a great idea, but one has to hope Josh never parks his baller ride in a forest or a field, otherwise he will never find it again.

The world has seen a shortage of camo luxury sedans ever since soccer superstar Mario Balotelli gave his custom painted Bentley to a teammate, who foolishly returned the car to its original white. [Sporting News]

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