Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Has a Baseball-Reference Page
The people over at the indispensable Baseball-Reference.com have put together a player page for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer to help get everyone into the Christmas spirit.
Their fictional Rudolph is John Kruk-esque 5'3", 375 lbs, and really seems to have come into his own in his 2013 campaign in the Holiday League, where he hit a career high .312 with 12 home runs, which likely netted him the 8-year/$114 million contract shown at the top of the page.
The real highlight is in the "Similar Players" section where Rudolph is linked to Rob Deer, J.T. Snow and Steve Christmas among other festively-named players.