Dan Treadway
Tuesday January 7th, 2014

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Behold what the Food Gods hath wrought!

Introducing "The Beast."

The brainchild of Delaware North Sportservice in conjunction with Seattle chefs, "The Beast" is a hamburger dedicated to Seattle running back Marshawn Lynch that will be available for consumption when the Seahawks play against the Saints this weekend at CenturyLink Field.

This monstrosity is comprised of:

  • 2 slices of bacon
  • 2 slices of cheddar cheese
  • 2 hamburger patties
  • Several slices of ham
  • Onion Rings
  • 1 slice of tomato
  • Lettuce
  • Red Onion
  • Served with a side of french fries, Skittles (cute!) and likely shame, "The Beast" may just be the latest chapter of the American Dream.

    Although I have no medical expertise in any respect, I am confident that this is roughly what will happen inside your body when you eat this burger:

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