UNSUPPORTED BROWSER
Extra Mustard

Team USA's Opening Ceremony Uniform for Sochi Has an 'Ugly Christmas Sweater' Vibe

Here's a picture of American hockey superstar Zach Parise looking pretty uncomfortable in his clothes:

[tweet https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/statuses/426346417750167554]

That's the outfit the American delegation will be wearing at the opening ceremony in Sochi. I really like the pants/belt/socks/boot combo, but it'll be hard for people to see them with their eyes drawn to that patriotic-vomit cardigan.

It's a similar concept to the snowboarding team's quilt-patched jackets, minus the essential subtlety.

More Extra Mustard

SI.com

Drag this icon to your bookmark bar.
Then delete your old SI.com bookmark.

SI.com

Click the share icon to bookmark us.