Brendan Maloy
Wednesday February 5th, 2014

Jordan Peele, one half of Key & Peele, the geniuses behind the East vs. West sketch, has taken to Twitter to highlight some of the stranger names of the high school seniors signing with college programs today. While none of them are quite Mergatroid Skittle, here is a selection of some of the best.

OK, maybe they are better than Mergatroid Skittle.

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