This week, Trail Blazers center and avowed nerd Robin Lopez served as an ambassador at the Wizard World Portland Comic Con. While there, he made the most of his diplomatic authority by presenting Billy Dee Williams with a custom Blazers jersey. Williams, of course, is
better best more or less exclusively known as Lando Calrissian, the smoothest character in the Star Wars trilogy.
I sincerely hope that when Sideshow Rob presented the jersey, Williams responded with: