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The Texas Rangers Had their Official Player Photos Taken by the Urinals

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If the Rangers fizzle this season, who do you suppose will be the first columnist to pen this column: "RANGERS SEASON: STARTED IN THE TOILET, ENDS IN THE TOILET"?

Not to be outdone, their division rivals moved things to the showers. "ANGELS TEAM TRIES TO WASH OFF RANGERS' STINK."

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