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The Texas Rangers Had their Official Player Photos Taken by the Urinals

If the Rangers fizzle this season, who do you suppose will be the first columnist to pen this column: "RANGERS SEASON: STARTED IN THE TOILET, ENDS IN THE TOILET"?

Not to be outdone, their division rivals moved things to the showers. "ANGELS TEAM TRIES TO WASH OFF RANGERS' STINK."