Brett Smiley
Tuesday March 4th, 2014

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Through the power of Google translate, this is approximately how the soccer field above came to resemble an artistically-challenged 6-year-old's driveway chalk markings:

The man who had to deal with mapping land went to the pub before the game. The result is plotted chaotic streaks that would bedevil any advanced technology that UEFA may approve the goal line.

Despite his failures, at least he did create an innovative, more measurable sobriety test.

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