Sam Page
Monday March 10th, 2014

I have so many questions. Will the uniforms be distributed evenly or will each player/coach get to pick his favorite turtle? Are there shells on the back? Will there be a subsequent all-red Eastman & Laird edition?

GALLERY: Ugliest uniforms in sports history

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