Tuesday March 11th, 2014

Ah, the martial arts.  Beautiful, but dangerous.  Silent, but deadly.

At this Saturday's  2014 NAGA Vegas Grappling Championship, a fighter farted in his opponent's face mid-grapple, causing the man to puke and tap out almost immediately.  Quoth the raven, "You farted in my face, bro."

Finally, a self-defense maneuver I can do. [Larry Brown Sports]

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