Ah, the martial arts. Beautiful, but dangerous. Silent, but deadly.
At this Saturday's 2014 NAGA Vegas Grappling Championship, a fighter farted in his opponent's face mid-grapple, causing the man to puke and tap out almost immediately. Quoth the raven, "You farted in my face, bro."
Finally, a self-defense maneuver I can do.
[Larry Brown Sports