Last month Extra Mustard previewed a match that was set to take place between table tennis star Timo Boll and a robot. Well, we are happy to report that Boll actually took on the KUKA KR AGILUS -- billed in the video as the fastest robot on Earth -- and thankfully for all of humankind, the robot lost. The addition of the Tron: Legacy-sounding music was a nice touch.
So be sure and send Boll your thanks for keeping Skynet and the Matrix offline for just a little bit longer, and then go out and enjoy your freedom from our ever-approaching metal overlords. [Bob's Blitz]