Diamondbacks Offering a Cheese-and-Bacon Filled Corn Dog Because America
The Arizona Diamondbacks have had enough of cowardly footlong corn dogs, so their newest offering is 18 inches long, and just to show you they care, they have filled it with cheese and bacon.
The $25 D-bat dog, also comes with a side of fries to make it a balanced meal, because potatoes are a vegetable, sort of.
There are also a lot of logistical questions on how to eat this thing, especially if you don't want to bring shame on your entire family by trying to knife-and-fork it. This is America, we eat with our hands and sometimes just our faces here.
FIRST LOOK: @dbacks new D-bat Dog (18 inch corn dog stuffed w/cheese & bacon w/side of fries ($25) pic.twitter.com/FmkmyreMTA[FTW]
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 17, 2014