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No context needed: Red Sox announcers Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy go brutal

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Don Orsillo (left) and Jerry Remy have lost their composure in the booth before, but here they discover their inner metalheads in order to promote a bobblehead. The famous Red Sox broadcasters look like they could hang at a garden-variety metal show, though. Heck, Remy's pace is good enough to survive in a speed-metal mosh. Orsillo's is a little less metal. It's more, ahem, euphoric? His head bobs remind me more of .38 Special's "Hold On Loosely."

"Just hold on loosely/ But don't let go/ if you cling too tightly/ you're gonna lose control."

Perhaps you'd like a soundtrack to accompany this hellacious and addicting GIF:

1) "A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existence" -- Last Days of Humanity 

2) "Apocalyptic Feasting" -- Brain Drill

3) "Awaken -- Deathklok

We're open to any and all other speed metal suggestions.
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