Stu White
Sunday April 27th, 2014

Credit: @gbg_18 Credit: @gbg_18

If you've ever helped a friend move a couch, you're probably aware of the immutable law of the universe that says no couch can be moved without something going awry. If you don't believe me, you're either a) the person who always volunteers to help move the lightweight boxes of fragile items (and I hate you) or b) unfamiliar with the story of Colorado State Rams quarterback Garrett Grayson.

The 6-foot-2, 220-pound Grayson, not exactly a man small of stature, injured his left clavicle Friday while, yes, attempting to move a couch.

At least he has a sense of humor about the incident:

How many more people must suffer before couches are eradicated? 2016 presidential hopefuls, please make the elimination of couches a top priority. [Denver Post]

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