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YouTube channel "The Hacks of Life" has created this (questionably) useful video outlining how one man managed to watch a game at Dodgers Stadium and get a hot dog, beer and foul ball -- all for free.
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Of course by publicizing these tips it will most likely render them useless, as stadiums inform their employees not to fall for these tricks, but I can still appreciate this guy's creativity and general lack of shame.
That being said, I find it hard to believe that a person would part ways with a $13 beer just because someone next to them was choking.
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