Have you always loved watching people juggle, but wished there was a way to incorporate mild violence into the mix? Well, then you are very odd and should seek professional help, but I happen to have great news for you. Major League Combat is a team sport that involves knocking clubs out of your opponents hand while continuing to juggle.
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Grantland has made a short video featuring the new league, which is run by the sport's governing body, the World Juggling Federation. While it's not quite team MMA-level violent, there is always the opportunity to get clubbed in the mouth by an over-aggressive competitor, which should be enough to keep most people watching.